Cranky Jacob the rude Gnome Holding a Go Away Sign
$65.29 USD
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Cranky Jacob the rude Gnome Holding a Go Away Sign
$65.29 USD
Cranky Jacob the Rude Gnome – Funny Garden Gnome with “Go Away” Sign | Outdoor Yard Decor
Give your porch, patio, or flowerbed a dose of hilarious personality with Cranky Jacob the Rude Gnome, the grumpy little guardian who tells unwanted visitors exactly how he feels. Holding a bold “Go Away” sign, this sarcastic garden gnome is the perfect blend of humor, attitude, and quirky charm—sure to get a laugh from every guest who dares to approach.
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With his oversized pointy hat, exaggerated expression, and whimsical sculpting, Cranky Jacob brings a unique twist to traditional yard décor. Made from durable weather‑resistant poly‑resin, this funny gnome statue is built to stand up to sun, rain, and curious neighbors while keeping his cranky message loud and clear.
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Whether you place him by your front door, among your garden plants, on your porch steps, or even on your office desk, this rude gnome adds instant character and unforgettable comedy. He’s a great conversation starter, a fun gift for anyone with a sense of humor, and the perfect way to personalize your outdoor space with something bold and unexpected.
🌿 Key Features & Highlights
- Hilarious Rude Gnome Figurine holding a “Go Away” sign for instant comedic impact
- Perfect Outdoor Decor for gardens, flowerbeds, porches, patios, walkways, balconies, and entryways
- Made from Durable Poly‑Resin with detailed sculpting and hand‑painted color
- Weather‑Resistant Design ideal for year‑round outdoor display
- Great Desk or Office Décor—perfect for coworkers, home offices, and anyone who appreciates sarcasm
- Unique Gift Idea for prank lovers, gnome collectors, gardeners, and people who enjoy a little mischief
😂 Why You’ll Love Cranky Jacob
Cranky Jacob isn’t just another cute garden accessory—he’s personality carved in resin. His unapologetically rude message, expressive face, and handcrafted details bring a refreshing sense of humor to your yard or workspace. Whether you’re keeping solicitors away, giving guests a laugh, or simply showcasing your love for unique garden gnomes, Jacob does the job with style.
Perfect for:
✔ Garden humor
✔ Porch decorations
✔ Funny home office décor
✔ Novelty gifts
✔ Conversation starters
✔ Gnome enthusiasts
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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